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- Are you ready, kids?

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- I can't hear you.

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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!

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- ♪ Ohh... ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[groovy music]

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♪ ♪

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- [whistling]

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- [groans]

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[bell dings]

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- Squidward, order up!
-SpongeBob!

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Don't you know
how to keep quiet?

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- I don't know,
but hum a few bars,

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and maybe I can fake it.

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[laughs]

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- [groans]

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Sorry for getting angry
with you, SpongeBob.

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I'm just very concerned
about your health, that's all.

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- Oh, that's okay, Squidward.
You know, just the other day,

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I--what, my health?

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- Yeah, it's probably nothing.
Forget I brought it up.

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- What about
my health, Squidward?

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What do you know?

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What's my body
been saying behind my back?

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- [grunts]

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Well, if you really
want to know,

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it's the gap between
your teeth.

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- My gap?
I have a gap?

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What's wrong with my gap?
Gap!

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- [shudders]

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- A gap that big
between your teeth

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can be extremely dangerous.

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You can get something
caught in it.

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- [grunts]

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- It obstructs your airway,
and now, you can't breathe.

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- [wheezing]

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I can't breathe,
I can't breathe!

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Call a doctor!

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- No need to
call a doctor, SpongeBob.

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- [grunts]

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- I will be your dentist.

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- You will?

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[groans]

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- [groans]

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Guess I got to use good
old-fashioned tentacle grease.

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[grunts]

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- Ow!

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- [grunting]

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[drill whirrs]

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- All better.
That should seal up

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that drafty gap.
- Ah!

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- And kill the whistling.

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[laughs]

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[deep voice]
- Well, thank you,

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Dr. Squidward!

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Say, without a gap,
my voice sounds almost...

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cool.

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Testing, testing,
one, two, three.

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You know, with this voice,
I don't need whistling.

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Oh, I've got to sing!

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[jazzy music]

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[jazz scatting]

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Flip, flip, flip, flap!

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[jazz scatting]

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♪ ♪

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- Oh, where is that
heavenly voice coming from?

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I must--huh?

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- [jazz scatting]

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- Oh, blowfish!

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Does he have to
ruin everything for me?

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[groans]

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- What a dreamy voice!
- Wow, it really swings.

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[clamoring]

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- [jazz scatting]

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- Hey, everybody, look.
SpongeBob is cool now!

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- [purrs]

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- Hmm, maybe I can
use SpongeBob

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to get in with all those cool
people at the jazz club.

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Yeah!

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[grunts]

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- [purrs]

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Yeah.
- Hey, SpongeBob.

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Owie, owie, owie, owie!
Um, how would you

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like to accompany me to my
favorite jazz club tonight?

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- Oh, boy, would I?
That sounds so cool.

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all: Aw!

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[jazzy music]

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♪ ♪

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[snapping]

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- Oh, man, that beat
is so pure, it hurts.

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- Ah, my people!
Hey, hipsters.

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It's groovy, cats.
I can dig it.

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all: Lame.

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- Hm, turn away from me, huh?
We'll just see.

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Oh, it's past 8:00.
Where is SpongeBob?

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[jazzy music]

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♪ ♪

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[all gasp]

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- Hey, cool crowd.
What's shaking?

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, hipsters.
It's groovy, cats.

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Oh, I can dig it.

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- [yelps]

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[shoes squeak]

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- Oh, welcome, man.

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You're the coolest
customer we've ever had.

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- Oh, crazy, Daddy.
Crazy.

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- Can I seat you
at the coolest table?

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♪ ♪

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- No, thank you.
I'm here to meet up

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with a real cool cat.

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Oh, there he is.
Hey Squideroonie!

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- Ah!

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- [grunting]

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[foghorn blares]

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- You're with him?

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- [groaning]

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Yes, you're with me.
And he is my--

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best...friend...

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- You heard the man, folks.
He's by best friend.

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Can you dig it?
- Huh?

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Huh.

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- I guess he's...

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cool?

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- I don't know, man.
Something smells lame.

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- Hey, CoolBob,
why don't you sing

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everybody one of your
singing cool tunes?

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- Oh, no, Daddio.
I really couldn't.

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[snapping]

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[grunting]

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- Well, okay,
maybe just one ditty.

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Then I'll get out your hair.

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- And I will accompany you
on my licorice stick.

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[groaning]

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Just as I planned.

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[laughs]

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[off-key clarinet]

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[groaning]

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[boos]

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- Would you care
for a mute, sir?

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All the great jazz
musicians use mutes.

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- Hey, that's right, they do.
Thanks, Daddio.

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- A-one, a-two,
a bop-bubbly boo.

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[gargles]

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[jazz scatting]

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[clamoring]

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[jazzy music]

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♪ ♪

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[high-pitched jazz scatting]

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- [gasps]

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[high-pitched vocalizing]

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[low-pitched jazz scatting]

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[cheers and applause]

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[snapping]

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- At last, I'm cool!
Mwah!

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[laughs]

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[laughs]

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Go on, go on--

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- That was so cool,
it caused structural damage!

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You got to play
some more for us cats.

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Don't leave us hanging.

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[high voice]
- Oh, aren't you nice, I--

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- Uh, sorry, man.
We're going to bounce, you dig?

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Hey, we got to go spread
some more joy, baby.

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But we'll be back tomorrow
night to blow the roof back on.

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[cheers and applause]

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- Yay--

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[jazzy music]

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- Thanks, Dr. Squidward.
That was so much fun

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being "cool" for one night.

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- We are going to stay "cool"
every night if it kills us!

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Got it, Daddio?
- Okay, best friend.

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[laughs]

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- We just
have to make sure

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that gap in your teeth
stays closed.

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Say cheese.
- Chee-

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[gargling]

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- [grunting]

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[bright music]

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♪ ♪

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You ready, Daddio?

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[deep voice]
- Baby, I was born ready.

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[jazzy music]

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[jazz scatting]

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[cheers and applause]

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♪ ♪

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- Cool.
- Real cool.

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- This next one goes out
to all the--

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[high voice]
ladies!

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[high-pitched jazz scatting]

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- [grunting]

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- Take it, Squidward.

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- I'm going to start
this solo on a high note!

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[sharp inhale]

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[muffled notes]

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[off-key clarinet]

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[groaning]

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- I knew he smelled lame.

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- [low-pitched jazz scatting]

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- [growling]

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[jazz scatting]

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- [groaning]

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If I'm not allowed
to be cool anymore,

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then neither is SpongeBob!

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[yells]

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[groaning]

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Oh, uh-huh.

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[screams]

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- [jazz scatting]

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Zoop, zop, zlim, zlam, jam!

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Bam!

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[high voice]
- Yeah, okay.

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[groans]

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Hey, my gap's back!

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[murmuring]

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- [groaning]

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You see?
He's not cool!

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He's square!
He's a food-flipping fraud.

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- [laughs]

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[whistles]
Sorry.

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Did you hear that!
My whistle is back, too.

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Who needs singing
when you can whistle?

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[whistles]

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- [groaning]

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all: Ooh, yeah.

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- What--what's going on?
Why are you snapping?

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Stop snapping!

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- That's the most righteous
sound I've ever heard, man.

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Follow the leader of cool!

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[grunting]

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[whistles]

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[all grunting]

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[whistling harmony]

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- Hmm, you know what?

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If that is what passes
for "cool" now,

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then I don't want
to be cool anymore!

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[grunts]

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Huh?

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[groans]

256
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- Oh, you're not
leaving this time

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until you pay for
the damages first, Daddio.

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[whistling]
- This stinks.

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[groovy music]

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♪ ♪